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Showing posts with label email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label email. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Learn to deal with the Pricks!

It was the coldest winter ever.   Many animals died because of the cold.

  
The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to   group together. They were covered and protected, but the quills of each wounded the closest companion. After a while, they decided to distance themselves, and they began to die, alone and frozen.
 
So,   they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together.  They learned to live with the little wounds that were caused by their close relationships because the most important part was the heat that came from the others. They were   able to survive..
 
The   best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but the one that forms when individuals learn to live with the imperfections and admire the good qualities of others.
 

The Moral of the story:
 
LEARN TO DEAL WITH THE PRICKS IN YOUR LIFE!

Monday, March 7, 2011

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Feeling smarter?


If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.. 

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) 
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? 
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," 
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. 
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." 
--Mariah Carey 
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," 
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign 
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," 
--Winston Bennett,  University of  Kentucky   basketball forward. 
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"Outside of the killings,  Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," 
--Mayor Marion BarryWashington, DC
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," 
--A Democratic congressional candidate in   Texas. 
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." 
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark 
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." 
--Al Gore, Former Vice President 
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"I love California   .. I practically grew up in Phoenix." 
-- Dan Quayle 
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" 
--Lee Iacocca 
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." 
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. 
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." 
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. 
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." 
--Department of Social Services,  Greenville,  South Carolina 
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." 
--Keppel Enderbery 
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." 
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Feeling smarter yet?